sawyer

(bkz: the power of cool)

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kate: come on. you're going to see jack.
sawyer: do i get a lollipop?

hurley: did that bird just say my name?
sawyer: yeah it did. right before it crapped gold.

sawyer: "well why don't we ask ol' al jazeera over here?!?"
charlie: "al jazeera's a network...

kate: you okay?
sawyer: never been better.
kate: what the hell were you thinking?
sawyer: [chuckles] i couldn't help myself. you just look so damn cute swingin' that pickaxe... chain gang looks good on you, freckles.

sawyer: my uncle died of a brain tumor. does that run in the family?
jack: what kind of tumor was it?
sawyer: the kind that kills you.

jack: stand up.
sawyer: why, you wanna see who's taller?

sawyer: you know what freckles, you taste like
strawberries.
kate: "you taste like fish biscuit.

sawyer: so..are you screwing jack yet?
juliet: no..are you?

there's a new sheriff in town, boys! y'all best get used to it.

crouching tiger, hidden dragon (nicknaming jin and sun)

jack: what are you doing?
sawyer: i’m comin' with you.
jack: you’re still on antibiotics.
sawyer: good thing i’m travelin' with my doctor then.

you never know yourself until you point a gun at a man.

michael: stop that!
sawyer: what are you gonna do, splash me!?

kate: somebody's in there
jack: sawyer
sawyer: right behind ya jackass

sawyer: (to jin) you're pretty scared, huh? scared, you understand scared, don't you? huh? if you ain't, you're going to be, bruce. folks down on the beach might have been doctors and accountants a month ago, but it's lord of the flies time, now.

you two arguing over who's your favorite other?

hurley:"dude you need to know that, there's been some chatter. after paulo and nikki and everything. well, tomorrow there's gonna to be a vote."
sawyer"a vote for what?"
hurley:"to decide whether or not to banish you."
sawyer:"banish me!? where?!"
hurley:"well there's debate about that, but the consensus was half a mile down the beach."